Friday, January 22, 2016

Pep


My Grandmother Mary "Pep" Hinkey died this week at the age of ninety-six.  If you are a reader of this humble blog then you are privy to her year and a half quest to leave this mortal toil(epluribusmarvus.blogspot.com/2015/06/when-dying-just-doesn't-work-out).
It's been a battle of wills, matching her tired soul against a body that defines the Energizer Bunny. Well she got her wish, death is undefeated.

She was born Mary Roberts Taylor on April 20th, 1919.  Her life began on her family's farm on the banks of the Delaware River in southern New Jersey.  She was one of six kids born to a deeply rooted Quaker family that traces beginnings in this country to 1677.  I have a copy of a family history her mother wrote.  In it her mother tries to pinpoint the time when they began to call Mary "Pepper".  The moniker came because of fierce tantrums she threw as a young child.  Eventually it was shortened to Pep, and stuck.  That fire and energy came to define her.

Pep died as a member of her beloved commune, surrounded by the people she loved and the Catskill Mountains she cherished.  Her choice to join the group with my Grandfather in the nineteen fifties, and to stick with it when he left, had lifelong consequences for her and all of us who followed. There is no doubt that her stubborn streak played a part in all of that,  but was also a driving force that kept her going. In spite of the broken relationships I will choose today to celebrate the spirit she lived with.

On New Years Day in 2009 at the age of 90 she went sledding, I saw it with my own eyes.  We rigged a lawn chair to a sled and tied two ropes front and back to control her speed and keep her upright.  The plan was a snowy walk in the woods but on the first corner we came to the sled flipped, and down she went.  Of course we were horrified. But by the time we could get her back in the seat she was laughing hysterically. And that was just the beginning.  What followed at her insistence was actually sledding down hills, free of rope tethers. And doing spins across the ice of a frozen pond. That afternoon became one of my favorite moments in her later years.

As a young girl she developed a life threatening lung infection that sent her to the Pocono Mountains for a summer of rest.  Her mother's book tells of her spending the summer sunbathing and eating homemade ice cream.  That was the beginning of a life long obsession with ice cream;  specifically homemade peach or Philly Vanilla, from Stewart's, a popular convenience store chain in New York's Hudson Valley.  If you failed to stop at Stewart's for a couple half gallons before visiting her you were going to hear about it.  On the last day of her life she had an afternoon bowl of ice cream with a friend.  That night at dinner she turned her plate upside down so they would stop offering her food.  She died shortly after dinner which means her last meal was a fitting one.  Last night I had a bowl of ice cream in her honor.

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Not All Those Who Wander...Eastern Plains Edition


It turns out there is some pretty cool stuff to see during the Winter in Eastern Colorado after all






















 

Monday, January 4, 2016

The Best Thing I Saw in 2016


Everybody has their thing; the artist, author, director or musician that they can't live without.  Maybe you're the type that has to have every Thomas Kinkade print (God forbid), or every Arcade Fire album. My unhealthy Anthony Bourdain bromance is well documented, as is my love for the music making of The Old Crow Medicine Show.  The authors on my must-read list include John Krakauer, Wendell Berry, and anything from Malcolm Gladwell.  Are you one of those nerds that's seen the new Star Wars Movie twice since Christmas?

Another writer I can't say no to is Michael Lewis.  If you're a casual Lewis followeyou are surely aware of his books "Moneyball" and "The Blind Side", and the subsequent movies.  Both are great, and a great place to start to fall hard for the work of Lewis.  Both do something I really love which is to mix numbers with stories.  Or maybe it's that he writes stories about numbers?  Whatever it is, it works for me.

This weekend I went to my semi local movie mega-plex along with lot of those Wookie Wackos to see the latest Lewis book-turned-movie, "The Big Short".  It's easily the best thing I've seen in 2016 (so far)!  Starring the likes of Brad Pitt, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Christian Bale it'dramedy about the economic crash of 2007-08 and the guys who saw it coming.  Oh and Bourdain makes a cameo appearance so there's that.

An Idiots Guide To The Big Short

As a Michael Lewis nut I have read the book and now seen the movie.  I've gotten in discussions with friends, listened to podcasts and read articles about what happened but still I can only offer you a vague and uniformed synopsis.  OK here goes.

Back in the 80's sometime, banks started bundling mortgages into groups of several thousand and selling them to hedge funds and pensions.  Its was a safe investment because housing never loses value and is very stable.  So both parties made bank which meant more and more of this type of transaction.  Eventually all the good mortgages were gone but people still wanted to invest their cash, so the banks started sticking crappy mortgages in the bundles and no one noticed.  The folks who got qualified for mortgages had no business getting one.  Someone making $30k a year was getting approved to buy a house worth ten times that.  But everyone was making money and getting houses and since housing never crashes it was all good.

Well there was this group of wall street outcasts who figured out that the entire enterprise was a house built on sand and that it was destined to crash in spectacular fashion.  So they "shorted" or bet against the market so that when it failed they would make some serious coin.   As we all know the housing bubble did burst into flames and the entire world economy with it.  Maybe you lost your house, I have friends who did.

Oh and it was fraud on the part of the big banks but only one dude went to the slammer for his part. The rest of the bankers got a bailout from you and I and kept on taking home fat bonuses and buying houses in The Hamptons.  Basically that's what happened.  Do read the book... before you see the movie! If you're busy reading "Go Set a Watchman" read this piece; the-big-short-review-things-you-should-know or listen to Terri Gross interview the director prior to booking your seat; adam-mckay-takes-on-the-2008-economic-crash-in-the-big-short.  

Lewis has written two books since "The Big Short".

As I mentioned I have friends who lost their houses and some who lost their jobs in the Great Recession.  In his book "Boomerang; Travels In The New Third World",  Lewis visits the places hit hardest by the crash.  I count myself as lucky to have "survived" the collapse unscathed.  During those years I was safely tucked awayworking for a non-profit in a place that that been in a slide since the Great Depression; Appalachia.  And right as the nation began to emerge from the economic doldrums I moved to a place that was and is booming.  Unemployment in Denver is less then four percent, which is great.  However my chances for buying a home in a neighborhood worth living in are almost zero.

There is a quote in the book that Michael Lewis overheard in a bar in Washington D.C. "Truth is like poetry, and most people fucking hate poetry".  Boom, let that percolate in the mind a little! 
His latest book "Flash Boys" is about another squirrelly thing going on under our noses in the financial markets.  Read it and you'll understand why people like Elizabeth Warren and #bernie2016 are relentless in their crushing of Wall Street.  Or you could go ahead a cast your vote for The Donald and see how that works out.



Saturday, January 2, 2016

Thanks


Dear gentle reader,
Thank you for your faithful patronage of this humble blog!  We have just come to the end of our first year in existence, which would not be possible without you the reader.  Thanks for helping come up with the name, your topic ideas, and your comments.

 Special thanks to my editors Jaime Zazvorka-Trapnell and Irena Trapnell. Your help is invaluable!
You can see some of there creativity at jaztaboutcards.com, and  instagram.com/irena_tv  respectively.

2016 is going to be another year of fun around here.  At least for me.

Thanks, Marvin