Saturday, August 29, 2015

Mile High Magic

August 28, 2015
As I sat and wrote this, the New York Mets were taking a bat to the Phillies in Philadelphia.  They set franchise records for home runs (8) and extra base hits (15) in a game.   In total 10 different players on both teams went deep, which has never been done in the history of Major League Baseball.  The Mets won 16-7 in a game they once trailed 7-2.  That was just the first game of the series. They went on to bludgeon the hapless Phils with a four game sweep. And this all came on the heels of another historic three game series against the Rockies in Denver.  This piece is an attempt at long form writing, which is something I last did writing a paper back in the stone ages.  It covers those three days the Mets spent in Colorado.  Thanks for reading-Marvin

Friday, August 21, 2015

Each season my baseball team flies into Denver for a series against the Rockies.  Most years the Mets come in to Denver in April, which means that the weather is almost certain to be a factor.  One year in 2013 a game was snowed out and over a foot of snow had to be removed from the field for the next day’s game.  I was there that day along with about 200 other die hards to watch the Mets loose in 30 degree temps.  This year the scheduling gods were kind and set the three games for late August.  And in spite of a thick haze courtesy of fires burning all over the west the games went off as planned.  Earlier in the month Colorado had been at Citi Field in New York for a four game series.  The games had been hard fought, but the Mets had swept the Rockies behind their stable of great young arms.  Now it was time to return the visit. 

Coors Field sits on the edge of what used to be downtown Denver.  Lately the city has exploded with new growth that has overtaken the park with a new upgraded train station, office buildings and dozens of apartment buildings.  What were once views of the mountains to the west of the stadium now offer up scenes of modern apartment blocks and the din of new construction.  Coors Field has become a destination for the young and hip to enjoy lazy summer evenings and the local craft beer scene.  The park is not without its charms however.  The bullpens and center field batters eye are lush and green with Colorado trees, plants and water features.   A row of purple seats marks the mile high point that gives Denver its street cred.  The team has not fared well in recent years, which has turned Coors into the main attraction.  Or maybe it’s the new rooftop bar out in right center?

I have a secret parking spot I always use when going downtown.  At least it used to be secret until the city grew and a brewery opened nearby.  It’s a narrow street just across the Platte River from downtown proper and it’s free of parking meters.  I went to the game on Friday night with my father-in-law.  It has been somewhat of a tradition dating back to before I moved to Denver for us to go to one of the Mets games each season.  We spotted someone just getting in their car on our once secret parking street that appeared full of weekend revelers.  From there it’s about a half mile walk across two bridges to the corner of 20th and Blake Street.

Our seats were in the outfield bleachers and just a little left of center.  That vantage point allows you good views toward home plate from the perspective of the pitcher.  As well as a chance to interact with the outfielders and possibly catch a home run ball.  Once, while sitting out there, a ball was hit high and deep  toward us by former Rockies catcher Chris Ianetta.  As the ball shot in close the guy sitting two rows in front of me calmly took off his hat and caught the ball with it just as easily as if I had tossed it to him underhand.  As it turns out we would have another close encounter with a long ball later that evening.

By the time we found our seats the Mets were up 1-0. The Rocks then counter in the bottom of the first with a solo home run of the bat of Carlos Gonzalez.   Pitching for the Rockies was their young hard throwing Phenom, Jonathan Gray.  In the first series back in New York, Gray had dominated the Mets to the tune of one hit allowed over six innings.  But the Mets had gotten the win once Colorado went to the bullpen which is historically awful.  Gray was opposed that night by Bartolo Colon a 42 year, nearly 300 pound miracle.  The fact that Colon has been so successful at his age and size is nothing short of a wonder.  One Rockies fan sitting near us commented that he must be one of the greatest athletes of all time to still be in the league.  He could easily be Gray’s dad and enjoying his retirement in New Jersey instead of still getting out big league hitters.

The trouble really started for Mr. Gray in the second inning.  He loaded the base by clipping Colon on the wrist.  Curtis Granderson singled in a run and that brought trade deadline acquisition Yoenis  Cespedes to the plate.  He promptly took Gray deep for a grand slam and his night was over in the second inning.  By the time the inning was over the Mets were up 7-1.  But the Rockies fought back with a run in the third and two in the fourth.  Cespedes answered with another solo shot into the right field seats and the Mets were comfortably ahead 8-4.  But no lead is seemingly safe in the thin air of Denver and the Rockies proved that with a three run bomb by Nolan Arenado and a run scoring triple by catcher Nick Hundley to tie the game and send Bartolo Colon to the showers.  At that point neither of us could sit still and my father-in-law's sugar addiction was gnawing at him.  So we wandered around the park and ended up chatting with a fellow Mets fan behind home plate.  That is when Yoenis Cespedes took matters into his own hands again with his third homer of the night, a two run shot to retake the lead.  Travis d’Arnaud and Michael Conforto tacked on home runs of their own to expand the lead, and the Rockies were cooked. 

The one memorable moment of the night for us left center fans was a solo shot off the bat of Rockies first baseman Ben Paulson.  The ball landed four rows in front of us almost hitting a woman before bouncing down under the seat in front of her.  There it was grabbed by a boy of around four or five, who turned and threw the ball back over the wall onto the field.  Everyone in our section was on their feet with a collective gasp, followed by cries of disbelief.  The first thought was that he thought the ball was hit by the Mets but soon it dawned on all of us that in his mind they needed the ball to keep playing the game.  The ball lay there on the field until center fielder Cespedes picked it up and threw it into the stands. It was grabbed out of the air by an older gentlemen one section over who stuffed into his bag, put on his headphones and went back to the game.   Murmurs of disappointment rippled through the crowd, which soon turned into cries of “give it back, give it back” in his direction.  Soon the crowd was on its feet and shouting to penetrate the headphones, with no success.  The commotion however elicited the response of a Coors Field employee who alerted the gentlemen that the kid’s home run ball was in his backpack.   He handed it over to loud applause, and order was restored.

In the eighth, two Phillies fans wandered into our section and I greeted them with challenge.  What were two guys wearing Philly gear doing at this game?  Turned out they were a father-son team from Morristown, New Jersey on their annual summer pilgrimage to a new ball park.  What followed was an extended love fest about baseball, baseball parks, New Jersey, and Colorado tourist destinations.  I am sure the jealousy was evident on my face as they recounted starting this tradition when the son was five and grandpa was still alive.  The kid is now eighteen and they have hit around 20 of the 30 big league parks.  It’s the kind of warm and fuzzy thing that happens at baseball games, even between Mets and Phillies fans.

Cespedes finished his night with crazy numbers!  He went 5-6 at the plate, hit 3 home runs, had seven runs batted in, scored five runs, and stole a bag.  Most guys would be happy to do what he did in one week’s worth of game action.

The Final Score:  Mets 14 - Rockies 9

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Saturday night’s game found me at home on my couch watching game two on television.  I knew better than attempt to attend all three games of the series.  The wife wanted to go to the Sunday afternoon game, which didn’t draw much resistance from me since Mets ace Matt Harvey was scheduled to take the hill.  Plus I had a drink in my hand and a pizza in the oven, and a wife who suddenly cares about the Mets.  Throughout our marriage the Mets have shown flashes of promise but mostly it’s been hard work being a fan.  Usually by this time of year they are hopelessly mired near the bottom of the division and our attention has turned to football.  This year has been different.  Football is still comfortably in second place in our attention spans as the Mets occupy first place in the National League East. 

It is well known that the Mets TV broadcast crew is among the best in baseball (no disrespect to Vin Scully). Gary Cohen does the play by play and Mets legends Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling are the color guys.  Gary is the steadying force, Ron brings level headed analysis, and Keith shoots from the hip.  I think at least half the reason my wife has joined me for many evenings of Met excitement has been the broadcasters.  That and the stories they have woven this year about big Bartolo Colon trying to run the bases, or Wilmer Flores crying on the field when he thought he was traded.  Oh and me going crazy in my living room when the Mets take someone deep.

The game starts with a bang for both teams.  New York opened the first inning with three runs against Rockies starter Chris Rusin.  Three straight doubles got them on the board early.  But much like the night before the Rocks responded with a three run triple by Kyle Parker to even the score.  The second inning again turned into a horror movie for Colorado.  Juan Uribe greeted Rusin with a solo dinger and the Mets went on to bat around the entire order by bludgeoning him with double after double.  By the time the inning was over they had scored seven runs and Keith was crowing on TV about the “Metsies” taking Rusin’s lunch money.  At that point my bleeding heart wife actually said that she was starting to feel sorry for the Rockies and that she wanted to go on a walk.
We went on a short walk in the cool of the neighborhood.  Yes we did!   

The rest of the game was uneventful beyond Gary and Keith discussing walk up music, and my critique of trendy but in my opinion large, ugly beards that have sprouted all over MLB.  Oh in case you’re wondering Keith liked Nick Hundley’s choice of “Heaven Light Shine Down” by Collective Soul as the night’s best walk up song.  

Final Score:  Mets 14 - Rockies 9 (the Metsies had never beaten a team by that score and ended up doing so two days in a row).

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Sunday dawned cool and hazy in northwest Denver.  We lazed away that morning around the house before heading to the secret spot.  The most important part of the day may have occurred in the car.  That was when I asked my wife to define her commitment and/or level of Mets fandom.  She danced around the issue saying vague things about enjoying the team and watching games with me.  I pressed her but to no avail and the conversation ended when she said she didn’t want the Mets to win the World Series this year because then next year would be boring.  Needless to say I have some work left to do!

The other big news of the day was that much to the disappointment of the Mets faithful, Matt Harvey had been given the day off.  Harvey missed all of last year recovering from Tommy John Surgery and the Mets would like to make sure he is not worn down by the time the playoffs come around.  Instead, Manager Terry Collins was handing the ball to Logan Verrett, a journeyman pitcher who has bounced around the league over the last few years.

Saturday night at Coors was Star Wars night, and drew a huge crowd considering how badly the Rockies suck.  The promotion staff was at it again on Sunday with Jorge De La Rosa bobble heads for the first ten thousand fans.  I don’t know if we were early or if no one wanted one, but there were still jiggling pitchers available when we showed up.  I guess my nephews are going to have to fight over that one.

Our seats for Sundays tilt were in the upper deck down the right field line.  We were seated next to an older gay couple from Longmont who were easily engaged in quality baseball discussion.  Both were Rockies fans but carried the weight of multiple disappointing seasons.  Their pessimism is something a lifelong Mets fan can quickly conger up.

The game began just as Saturdays game did with the Mets jumping quickly on Rockies pitcher David Hale for a run in the first as my row mates groaned.  They followed that with two more runs in the second, and two in the third with the help of multiple wild pitches from Hale.  Verrett, the fill in pitcher, cruised through the first three innings and then faced Carlos Gonzalez in the fourth.  Gonzalez went yard against him to give the Rockies fans something to cheer about.  By then the sun began to wreak havoc on us and most of our fellow fans on the right east side of the park.   We joined most of the rest of the crowd in the nose bleed seats up under the shade of the roof.  Happily settled in the cool shade seemed to be a theme on the field as well.  The game settled into a pitcher’s duel by Hale and Verrett as the players apparently caught lazy Sunday syndrome. 

We watched the game halfheartedly and had our own discussion of walk up music.   I said I felt like all the good songs were already in use and would probably struggle to be original.  Eventually I settled on “Today” by The Smashing Pumpkins.  No doubt my favorite Rockies song is “Your Love” by The Outfield, which is employed by, you guessed it, outfielder Charlie Blackman.  Singing the opening “Josie's on vacation far away” at the top of your falsetto lungs along with thirty thousand other people is pretty fun. 

By the seventh we had wondered down to watch the Mets bullpen guys loosen up and to meet my friend Dave, a fellow Mets fan. We spent a half inning bemoaning not getting to see Harvey pitch and quelling rumors he had started that I was the kid that threw the ball back on the field on Friday night.  Honestly no one besides Mets fans were paying attention to the action on the field.  "Lets Go Mets" chants began to rattle around the park.  I joined the faithful near first base as reliever Hansel Robles put away the Rockies in the ninth. And I was still mumbling the cheer and tapping it out on the bobble head box as we headed on our way into the city. 

Final Score: Mets 5 – Rockies 1

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

A Ten Year Old Brat



This week marks the ten your anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.  I was lucky enough to go to Louisiana a couple years after the storm with a group of friends from Kentucky to work on new homes being built in Plaquemines Parish.  I am not qualified to speak about the storm or its aftermath except to say that we met some beautiful souls down there, and were definitely given more then we gave.  Here are two stories I read in this weeks New Yorker that aptly comment on the the storm and the ten years since.  Malcolm Gladwell's piece explores the social, and economic impact that being uprooted by the storm had on Gulf Coast residence. Sarah Broom's personal account is both beautiful and heart breaking.  Do yourself a favor and read both!



High School football season starts soon, and no doubt the Plaquemines High Hurricanes (seriously) are practicing this week.  The year we were there they were going to school in trailers and had unsettled living situations, but still won the state championship.  It was an honor to meet one of the kids and his father that week, and be invited to the game that Friday night.  If I remember correctly Plaquemines High returned the opening kickoff for six, and the place went crazy.  I still get goose bumps just thinking about it. 


Saturday, August 22, 2015

The Great American Road Trip


Recently billboards have been popping up around our fair city that depict two hipster chicks sitting happily in a lovely green field with the caption "Visit Nebraska. Visit Nice".  So much is wrong with that billboard that I hardly know where to begin.  First no such field exists in Nebraska, they clearly took the picture somewhere in Vermont.  The obvious reason for that is that Nebraska is not nice which is obvious to everyone who has ever been forced to drive east on I-80 (don't laugh Kansas, you're next). And second, the irony of the billboard is that everyone in Nebraska can't wait to get the hell out of there and come to Colorado for vacation.  What makes them think we want to go visit a place where the locals flee each summer?  What's next? Is Oklahoma going to start running radio spots around here?

One of the most American things about America is that Great American Road Trip (GART). You know, pack the kids in the minivan, make sure they are all wearing head phones, and go somewhere like Yellowstone, or Great Smokey Mountain National Park.   This year ours took us far away from Nebraska to the northwest for my sister's wedding in Tacoma, Washington.  The wedding was lovely as was the quality family time, but that won't make these virtual pages.  Nope, instead we will give you random observations from life on the road.  And since I recently learned that humans love lists, and in fact our brains might just be designed to naturally make lists, here are my observations in list form.


1. Radio Free Wyoming

Entertaining yourself on the highways of this broad land can be a challenge!  I tried my best to sock away CD's and Audio Books to help pass the time.  But invariably once you have listened to Shakey Graves new album a couple times you end up surfing the radio airwaves.  All I can say is thank God for NPR.  At almost no point in the trip were the comforting tones of Robert Siegel and Terri Gross not there to guide us across hostile territory.  Our trip took us across some of the bright red places in this nation.  Idaho, Wyoming and Eastern Oregon are not places to find much more than preaching and the pulpit of Rush Limbaugh on the air.  At one point in the middle of Wyoming I was flipping through the AM offerings and found that I could hear Limbaugh on at least 12 different stations.  But the voice crying in the wilderness was always there as a guiding light.  Bless you David Greene!

2. Thanks Dwight

It is pretty great to live in a country that has such a great Interstate Highway System.  Before you bring up that the Autobahn is better or that we should all take the train take a minute to appreciate that you can jump in your car tomorrow and drive almost anywhere, for free (if you don't count gas taxes). The guy who gets most of the credit for the freeway system is President Dwight. D. Eisenhower.  One element I'd like to thank him for personally is the Rest Stop.  Nothing is sweeter when your bladder is ready to burst or your wife is punching because she has to go than to see that beautiful blue sign announcing relief in two miles.  We humans crave familiarity and nothing is more familiar than a rest stop.  Cars go one way, and RV's and trucks another.  The bathrooms are always dark sixties style construction with big map hanging in the lobby.  Sometimes there is free coffee and always there is good people watching.  Do yourself a favor next time you find yourself at one of those highway oasis's and stand in the grass and smell the farms or the sage brush ocean just beyond the fence.

3. Saucy Sisters

Something I don't get to do very often living in a flyover state is to ride a ferry.  A day or two before the wedding we took a family trip across the Puget Sound from Tacoma to Vashon Island for some wet, green Washington fun.  The light house and beach were great!  Of course it rained. And my nieces are adorable!  But the best part of Vashon Island that day was Saucy Sisters Pizza.  Don't go to the Saucy if you want one of those thick Chicago style pies.  These guys make paper thin, topping loaded amazing-nous that bake for only 90 seconds in a 600 degree brick oven.  You can order one online while you're on the ferry and it will be ready for you when you get off, how cool is that?  I had a pesto pie with Gorgonzola on it which was really good except that my brother who supposedly hates pesto ate half of it.  Next time you're anywhere between Portland and Vancouver B.C, do yourself a favor and take a detour to Saucy Sisters!


4. Living in Livingston  

I gotta say Montana is pretty sweet.  I should clarify by saying the western half of the state since I haven't been to the east but I hear its pretty stark.  The Montana I did see was big and mountainous and dotted with cool towns like Missoula, Bozeman and my new favorite, Livingston.  Not far from Bozeman where I-90 meets the Yellowstone River is a town of seven thousand very lucky men, women and children.  It's got cool mountains, a very vibrant and artsy downtown, cool writers like Jim Harrison and of course one of the prettiest rivers I have ever seen.  My wife says to never decide to move somewhere without seeing it in winter which is sound advice, but I might have to make an exception in the case of Livingston.

5. Hay There

I have a confession to make.  I have a thing for hay bales! Maybe it's the way they sit so serenely in those picturesque fields by the millions this time of year.  Maybe it's the smell of fresh cut grass or the way a tractor rakes the rows. Whatever the reason it's a great time of year for the GART especially if you're a hay bale freak.


6. Motel Sierra

It turns out that the back of a GMC Sierra makes a pretty sweet sleeping spot, especially when you are in a part of the country that gets no rain this time of year.  Just pump up your air mattress using a cigarette lighter adapter and curl up for the meteor shower.  The only problem I can see is when you have that night in Montana when the temp drops into the thirties and you didn't bring enough warm clothes.  Hopefully you don't have to pee in the middle of the night because there is no way you're getting out of that bag.


7. Bugging Out

There is a mystery about road trips that I have been trying to solve the last couple days.  It's the high number of bugs that off themselves against the grill and windshield of your vehicle.  What's got me confused it that even as I drive around town or on the local freeways at speeds near or matching those of the open road, I can't remember ever having a bug kamikaze my ride.  The wife and I debated this on one particularly lonely stretch of road.  Her argument was that there is so much grass along the highways and bugs love grass so the sheer volume means more bug deaths.  I countered with what I was sure was the fact that bugs eat crap and dead stuff so there should be more window splats around the city.  The mystery remains unsolved but I will say that road trip etiquette does not allow you to pull into a gas station just to clean the bugs off your window.  If you forget to do it while your tank is filling up you are doomed to curse yourself for the next three hundred odd miles.  It's called learning the hard way.

8. Bumpers

We saw a lot of bumper stickers on the GART.  But only one stands out and we will close with it.

                "God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"